Our entirely un-immersive store and house of curiosities, Chateau 'X' is exclusively available to both guests and visitors alike. So go ahead and peruse through our eccentric, gothic and deeply imaginative curiosities. Ideal for gifts, celebrations, reminders and good times.

Take a little browse

  • Our signature Denmark Street golf umbrella by Chateau Denmark £90
  • Crook handle Denmark Street umbrella by Chateau Denmark £65
  • Chateau Denmark's signature gothic bathrobe £160
  • Chateau's signature Fallen Angel slippers £50
  • Classic Chateau 'Filth' laundry bag £15
  • Chateau Denmark's signature gothic drama T-shirt £40
  • Coco de Mer's Pure Delight Orgasm Balm £32
  • "Purple Haze" bathroom amenities by 1969 (hand & body wash or hand & body lotion) £25
  • Chateau's signature engraved coupette glass (x6) £85
  • Chateau's signature engraved shot glass (x6) £50
  • Chateau's signature engraved wine glasses (x6) £80
  • Limited edition Chateau Denmark Gift Vouchers £300, £700 or £1500

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